Wha... where am I?? Whoa. Sorry about not being around for the last few days. I'm sure you maniacs managed without me. After all, Al Gore's internet is a rich, interactive environment which puts the world's libraries and knowledge at your fingertips. Oh, and a crazy amount of tits. And just FYI - if you're gonna drop acid and do whippets, pre-plan your way home.
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Yeah. I'm not messing around this week. Michelle Panzarella was a Cybergirl of the Week for Playboy and recently appeared as Playmate of the Month in the current (55th Anniversary) edition of Playboy. Other than that, the only thing I could find out about her was that... ready?... she has two kids. Yup. So here's to you Michelle. And to breastfeeding until you're 43. More pics of her here. (You're welcome Jbird).
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Rolling Rock Extra Pale Ale is on tap tonight. I hadn't had it in awhile and so I went into this weeks "tasting" with a clean palliate, so to speak. I've always liked RR's packaging and unique green bottle which makes me want to like this beer. Then I drank it. It's a flat, bitter beer with an aftertaste of a car trunk. After three sips I smashed it over my genitals just so I would enjoy it more. Beer Advocate rates this bitch a C- ... "not worthy." I agree Mr. Beer Advocate. Ptoowy!
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This is intheclear. They're a straight-up heavy rock band out of Louisville, Kentucky. And they're awesome. They've toured with Staind, Chevelle, Sevendust, and Days of the New. You've probably never heard of them but you should get some of their tunage. It'll smoke your balls off. The tune featured is entitled "Dead Roses." Now, if you'll excuse me, I've gotta go stand outside for a bit. My balls are making it look like a Texas barbecue basement cookout in the old home office here. Stay strong.
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