Showing posts with label al pacino. Show all posts
Showing posts with label al pacino. Show all posts

Thursday, March 5, 2009

OUT OF THE DARKNESS, INCH BY INCH

I watch the news every day and it's nothing but bad news.  It seems we're headed for a depression economically.  Every day thousands of people are losing their jobs and houses.  The country is drowning in debt.  Crazed chimpanzees are tearing the fucking hands off people.  And I think I'm sportin' a fresh hemorrhoid.  It's times like these I need to be inspired.  I've posted this video before but it's the best, most fucking motivating goddam thing I've ever seen in the history of my sorry, pig-shitted life.  It's so motherfucking inspiring it makes me have to swear like some kind of half-cocked trucker with a bad case of the jimmy-legs.  Anyone who watches this and doesn't immediately go out and start doing shit to get this economy going let me know - I'll come over and do my Chris Brown impression on your ass.  



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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

THE GREATIST FOOTBALL SPEECH IN THE HISTORY OF YOUR MOTHER!

Around this same time every year, when a bunch of monstrous dudes start chasing an oblong ball made from dead animal skin around 100 yards of turf like a bunch of fucking maniacs; I'll watch the greatest football speech ever made.  No, not Vince Lombardi.  It's a speech by Al Pacino in the movie Any Given Sunday, just before the big game.  It's just about the most goddam inspiring thing I've ever seen in the history of my awesome life - and that's counting the time I watched an armless stripper pick up $48 in $1's at the end of her set.  She, like Pacino, knew that life is a game of inches.  Watch.  Watch and grow awesome you fantastic bastards.

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PS - If this clip doesn't motivate you to do something - anything! - email me so I can find you and slap the shit out of you.


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