I watch the news every day and it's nothing but bad news. It seems we're headed for a depression economically. Every day thousands of people are losing their jobs and houses. The country is drowning in debt. Crazed chimpanzees are tearing the fucking hands off people. And I think I'm sportin' a fresh hemorrhoid. It's times like these I need to be inspired. I've posted this video before but it's the best, most fucking motivating goddam thing I've ever seen in the history of my sorry, pig-shitted life. It's so motherfucking inspiring it makes me have to swear like some kind of half-cocked trucker with a bad case of the jimmy-legs. Anyone who watches this and doesn't immediately go out and start doing shit to get this economy going let me know - I'll come over and do my Chris Brown impression on your ass.
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