Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road...?: giant tits

Saturday, April 11, 2009

BOOBS AND A BOWL OF STAGNANT WATER

Happy Saturday Maniacs. I'm kinda freewheelin' it tonight because I've been huffing paint fumes all day, which has made me a little cock-eyed. To be honest, I've even had an erection that's lasted more than four hours. And you know what? I ain't gonna do shit about it. That's right Bucko. I'm not calling my doctor or anyone. If you know me you're not surprised at all because you know danger is my business. Uhhh... ok, where was I? Oh, boobs...

This is a pic of Playmate of the Year 2008 Sara Jean Underwood. It's from a new set of pictures of her, which you can see in their entirety here. Maybe this has something to do with the four hour erection... hmmmm... I dunno.

Next up is a random picture I ran across today that made me chuckle so much I skidded my underwear. I'm telling you... there are some funny fuckers out there. Whacked out on drugs and STD medications but still funny.

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Thursday, March 5, 2009

OUT OF THE DARKNESS, INCH BY INCH

I watch the news every day and it's nothing but bad news. It seems we're headed for a depression economically. Every day thousands of people are losing their jobs and houses. The country is drowning in debt. Crazed chimpanzees are tearing the fucking hands off people. And I think I'm sportin' a fresh hemorrhoid. It's times like these I need to be inspired. I've posted this video before but it's the best, most fucking motivating goddam thing I've ever seen in the history of my sorry, pig-shitted life. It's so motherfucking inspiring it makes me have to swear like some kind of half-cocked trucker with a bad case of the jimmy-legs. Anyone who watches this and doesn't immediately go out and start doing shit to get this economy going let me know - I'll come over and do my Chris Brown impression on your ass.