NOW THAT'S A NATIONAL ANTHEM GODDAMMIT!

We're in a recession.  GM filed for bankruptcy.  American troops are getting killed every day in countries that smell like farts.  So now's a good time to be thankful for the little things in life.  And I always appreciate a good National Anthem; not some "traditional" version where it's just burped out without any balls on it.  Whitney Houston did a good one some years ago.  Then today I came across this performance by a seven year old girl at a NBA game.  Little Gina Plaflalala - or whatever the hell her name is - takes the song by the scruff of the neck and just beats the living ass off it vocally.  Friggin' awesome.  Play on playa! (KEEP AN EYE ON THE BLACK DUDE STANDING IN THE LINE UP.  IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO GET HIS CHURCH ON)

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WE ARE SO F*CKED

A few days ago I posted a video explaining the credit crisis that's currently ass raping us as a country.  Today I'm doing a follow-up on that post with a 30 minute clip from a movie called I.O.U.S.A.  I know: thirty minutes is a long time to watch a video on your computer that doesn't involve cunnilingus or someone accidentally getting bonked in the nuts.  But, even if you don't like economic issues, you should check this out.  I mean, it really took a nice Saturday and turned it into a study in helplessness and despair; leaving me huddled in a corner in the fetal position quivering in a puddle of my own piss while clutching $43 like it was the only thing standing between me and life in a Turkish prison.  Who would say 'no' to that?  Stay strong.

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