110MPG V8 WITH 500HP. NOW WHAT ARABS?

How would you like to put an V8 engine in your car that goes 0-60mph in 3 seconds and gets 110 miles per gallon? Too good to be true? Nope. Some fat guy in Ohio has made an engine that does just that. He's getting patents and is starting to fire up production on an engine that will make Canada, Mexico, and Venezuela - along with the Saudis - scrambling for cash to meet their jumping bean and camel chow addictions. *We get most of our oil from Canada... didn't know that did ya?* The guy has his own web page with a bunch of videos introducing his technology. Check it out here. But the video below basically sums it up pretty good. By the way, if you work for GM, drop a dime on this guy for chrissakes.

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NOW THAT'S A NATIONAL ANTHEM GODDAMMIT!

We're in a recession.  GM filed for bankruptcy.  American troops are getting killed every day in countries that smell like farts.  So now's a good time to be thankful for the little things in life.  And I always appreciate a good National Anthem; not some "traditional" version where it's just burped out without any balls on it.  Whitney Houston did a good one some years ago.  Then today I came across this performance by a seven year old girl at a NBA game.  Little Gina Plaflalala - or whatever the hell her name is - takes the song by the scruff of the neck and just beats the living ass off it vocally.  Friggin' awesome.  Play on playa! (KEEP AN EYE ON THE BLACK DUDE STANDING IN THE LINE UP.  IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO GET HIS CHURCH ON)

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SHAMWOW IS BEING A BITCH

Billy Mays Hayes sells this knife sharpener called the Samurai Shark.  It takes dull shit and makes it fucking sharp as hell.  It's so fucking sharp it can cut through a Sham-Wow like a bitch.  Don't believe me?  Check this shit out motherf*cker.  Stay strong... and sharp as fuck.

THE OCULAR PENETRATION ACT OF 2007.

I'm coming out of hiding to raise awareness for an issue which is sure to become worse in this tough economy.  It's something I've tried to turn a blind eye to (no pun intended) but when I walk out my door and see retirees and indigents being victimized, I gotta speak out.  So watch this short video of the proposed legislation aimed at stopping this brewing epidemic.  Then call your Congressman.  Get involved.  Stop ocular penetration goddammit.  Stay strong.

 

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BAILOUTS, BAILOUTS, BAILOUTS

The news today was dominated by the prospective bailout of the auto industry.  While Paulson and Bernanke didn't seem to set the bar too high to hand out $300 billion to a bunch of bankers (86% of which was spent on bonuses), the car guys need to submit a "plan" for the cash.  I don't think anyone should be getting bailed out but if you're going to give billions to a bunch of white collar pricks who only use their hands to jerk you off; then why are the blue collar guys who actually make something with their hands getting a hard time?  Once again, my buddy Bob sums it up perfectly.  Stay strong.

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