BAILOUTS AND BOOBAGES

Salutations to my fellow chimpanzee lovers out there.  Of course we're all aware by now that the country is going to hell in a hand basket... tied to an anvil... that's welded to a pot bellied stove.  And, I don't know about you, but I'm not exactly sure what the christ is going on.  I don't understand what caused the housing market to "collapse."  Nor do I get how a trillion dollar bailout is going to make everything better.  So tonight I'm posting this informative joint about how this whole douchebag of a financial crisis got started.  It's a little long - 10 minutes - but does a great job of explaining how the ass raping that is our current economic situation got started.

And now I'm going to post a fresh pic of some righteous boobs... just to mellow shit out a little.  You know... kind of like having a beer after doing a line of coke... or something like that.  Stay liquid you maniacs.

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WHAT THE F*CK ARE THESE GUYS SMILING ABOUT?!?

Ready for another week?  After two days off, my credit card has smoke coming off of it and my nipples are killing me... so I'm glad to get out of this weekend without an STD or appearing before a judge.  And it turns out I wasn't the only one who had a good weekend.  I found this picture of Bush, Paulson, and Bernanke at a IMF meeting held on Saturday.  They appeared to be yuk-ing it up despite sitting at the epicenter of the collapse of the US economy.  Seriously, what the fuck is so fucking funny at a International Money Fund meeting held on a fucking weekend?!?!  If I had anything remotely to do with the financial meltdown that's occurring I'd be wearing a black veil and kneading my nuts with a pair of vice grips - just to have some kind of empathy with all the retiree's who's IRA's I just destroyed.  But instead of having any sort of decorum these dudes are jerking each other off in front of the world in an AP photo because they just pulled off the greatest heist in the history of mankind.  If there's any divine justice or karma or whatever these three douche bags will be stuffed up each other's respective assholes for all of eternity in a hot pit of baby tears and razor blades.

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I'm sorry to keep posting about this topic but when someone is fucking you in the ass it's pretty much impossible to talk about other issues.  Uhhh... at least that's what I've been told... ok, bad analogy.  But you know what I mean... right? ... Ah.. fuck it.  Anyway, here's the pic and caption from the news source.  Stay liquid fuckers.

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President Bush, right, smiles during the G20 ministerial meeting at the International Monetary Fund Saturday, Oct. 11, 2008 in Washington. From left, Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke, Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson, and Bush. (AP Photo/Evan Vucci)

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