TAKE THAT HIPPIES

I'm not a big fan of hippies.  And I'm especially not a big fan of those hippies who give out the free hugs.  Self-righteous bastards.  I mean, if I wanted dirty, matted dreadlocks pressed into my face; or feel like patchouli was being rammed up my nasal cavity - I'd stage dive at a Grateful Dead concert.  So, when I saw this video of a guy standing next to a "free hugs" hippy charging $2 for "deluxe hugs" I felt vindicated.  Someone was finally standing up to a goddam hippy.  I don't know what was better: the $2 guy pissing off the hippy, or what he had written on his t-shirt.  It's your call.  Stay sucker free.

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THE BEST PRANK PHONE CALL EVER.

Tom Mabe is the guy who does these prank calls on unsuspecting telemarketers.  Yes.

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SO, DOES YOUR HUSBAND BOX?

One step above sissy-slapping and squealing like a Scotch-Irish pig.

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DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?

God works in mysterious ways.  Like, how He'll cure paralysis when you're facing 15 to life in a cage with a dude who wants to play 'hide the monkey' with your big chocolaty butt.  Can I get an amen?

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WTF IS THAT?!?

In real life I'm a pretty shaky dude.  I mean, I'm pretty fucking jumpy and high-strung.  So, if I go and get confronted with shit that's weird, supernatural; or otherwise off the f*cking charts - I'll lose my shit.  Seriously.  It's been proven time and time again.  Like, there was the time I saw a shooting star and reflexively punched the crap out of the random guy walking past me.  Or the time I was whipping cow dung at cars after I thought I saw a crop circle.  Anyway, if I was even remotely in the area where this picture was taken I'd probably end up grabbing the closest sharp object and flailing around wildly until I hit something.  Or I'd masturbate.  It's a toss up... on second thought, I'd probably masturbate... because fuck that creepy little fucker.

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JONES GOOD ASS BBQ AND FOOT MASSAGE... GET YOU SOME!

Now why the f*ck didn't I think of this?  That Sham-Wow guy better watch his back.  Jones is coming after his punk ass with barbecue... and feet.  Someone pinch me.

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BOOBS AND A BOWL OF STAGNANT WATER

Happy Saturday Maniacs.  I'm kinda freewheelin' it tonight because I've been huffing paint fumes all day, which has made me a little cock-eyed.  To be honest, I've even had an erection that's lasted more than four hours.  And you know what?  I ain't gonna do shit about it.  That's right Bucko.  I'm not calling my doctor or anyone.  If you know me you're not surprised at all because you know danger is my business.  Uhhh... ok, where was I?  Oh, boobs...

This is a pic of Playmate of the Year 2008 Sara Jean Underwood.  It's from a new set of pictures of her, which you can see in their entirety here.  Maybe this has something to do with the four hour erection... hmmmm... I dunno.

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Next up is a random picture I ran across today that made me chuckle so much I skidded my underwear.  I'm telling you... there are some funny fuckers out there.  Whacked out on drugs and STD medications but still funny.

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